So what do you get when there is a mom downstairs cleaning the bathrooms while her two children play upstairs? Let's not forget to remind you that the youngest still wears diapers and has a tendency to take her clothes off and her diaper to try to use the toilet?
Do you know the answer?
Yep I am sure you guessed correct. A daughter who appears in the bathroom downstairs saying, "Momma yuck" and points to her leg. I see she has no pants on and my first conclusion has to be, she pooped. I quickly ask her, "Kali did you try to go poo poo on the toilet? Where did you take your diaper off". I proceed to clean up her legs and bum of the traces remaining and start heading up stair praying that it was contained to the bathroom and there was no painting of the poo. I also hoping that none had gotten on our brand new carpet. I spot the diaper on the floor two feet from the bathroom door. I open it and was surprised to not find a single thing in it. Oh but don't worry as a trail to the toilet are little poops. Bristol is right beside me saying, "Oh Kali you can't take your diaper off if you are going to go on the floor", quickly followed by "Oh mom there is the big log". Disgusting I know I apologize if this offends or just repulses some of you, but others out there I know you can relate. Luckily most of it was in the bathroom. I did have to only do one little spot remover. Phew now hopefully we can make it by until she is potty trained with minimal damage to the carpet.
15 years ago
4 comments:
Thanks for sharing. And, better you than me. LOL
Of course, as you can imagine, Dad thought this was all hilarious, especially Bristol's comment about the log. I thought it was funny too, but Dad thought it was so funny.
Oh man, this story was hilarious!
That is too funny. Have you tried duct-taping her diaper shut? :)
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